You have finally grown up when....

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.>
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.>
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.>
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.>
6. You watch the Weather Channel.>
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".>
8.You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.>
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up.">
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.>
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12.You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.>
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.>
14. You feed your dog/cat Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.>
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.>
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM>
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of> one.>
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.>
19. If you're a girl, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.>
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff.">
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.>
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to..." replaces "I'm never going todrink that much again.">
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.>
24 When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her insteadof asking "Oh S*$#! What Happened!?!?!?!>
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry butt!!!!!