mánudagur, október 16

Mamma þín

Mér finnst áþreifanlega vanta ljóð hingað á síðuna, þess vegna birti ég þetta hér með góðfúslegu leyfi höfundarins Harlem tha Nigga en hann er virtur rithöfundur í heimalandi sínu:

Yo momma's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo momma's so ugly, her nickname is Damn!

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a cup of water!

Yo momma's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!

Yo momma's so ugly, she puts on her makeup in the dark!

Yo momma's so ugly, she won't even play with herself!

Yo momma's so ugly, the tide won't even take her out.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her momma!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!

Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face.

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