þriðjudagur, febrúar 28

Chuckarinn

Hvað er betra .þegar innheimtubréfunum frá Intrum rignir inn um bréfalúguna og gjaldþrotið nálgast óðfluga en að leita á náðir átrúnaðargoðsins síns til að byggja sig uppp... FUGO kynnir Chuck Norris DAGSINS:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

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