Vildi að ég væri rauðhærður kung fú meistari :(

During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.

Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.


Sorrý ég bara varð ...þetta er kóngurinn og ekkert rífur mann eins upp og eitt gott roundhouse-kick frá Chuckaranum.