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Það þekkja allir bandarísku barnavísurnar um Jack og Jill...

Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill's now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.
***
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
They each had a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents;
Do you think they went for water?
***
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to snort a little coke.
Jack felt horny, so did Jill
But unfortunately Jack can't maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Og svo var það María litla...

Mary had a little sheep.
It went to bed with her to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
And Mary had a little lamb!
***
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.

Og svo ein svona frumsamin:

Beint er undir beltisstað
bundið skrímsli mikið.
Torsótt er að temja það
sé tussu að því vikið